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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
Favourite.
I’m on this new diet. I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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Fifty years to this day Marilyn sang “Happy Birthday” and “Thanks For The Memory” at President Kennedy’s Birthday Gala at Madison Square Garden.
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so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
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